Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Sensitive Training for Blackwater


"Diversity Training" on The Office

Obviously Condi Rice is taking the whole Blackwater crisis very seriously because she and others in the State Department have decided that what the company needs is "sensitivity training". Seriously. Spencer Ackerman has some basics the training should try and cover:

Lesson One: Don't drunkenly murder bodyguards of Iraqi dignitaries.

Lesson Two: Should Lesson One fail, don't hire those who drunkenly murder bodyguards of Iraqi dignitaries.

Read all his ideas here.

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