Can Anyone Explain Condi Rice?

What is up with her? I go back an forth between thinking she is in love with Bush, to thinking she is just a way too repressed lesbian. Really I don't get it. How can she be so impressed with such a moron?

Sidney Blumenthal takes a stab at the mystery and produces an interesting column- but it still remains unexplainable.

While I am on the subject, I know I have posted this before, but this love song to Condi remains one of my all time favorite things ever posted on the Internet.